patcot: hungrylikethewolfie: hernamewastangerine: frenchtoastandpancakes: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side I’m crying. Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous. Reblogging again because I giggle every time
Sometimes I wake up and just wish my body would tell me no. Just shut down, maybe then I could sleep.
Cosmo sex tip #460
cosmo-sex-tips: When you want to break up with her, give her a sock and set her free.
If I were Alan Rickman, I’d be in character for the rest of my life. Could you imagine having Professor Snape as a father? bahaha.
thatawkwardhufflepuff: One time in my sister’s AP US History class, the teacher asked “What’s north of North Korea?” and some girl answered “Finland.” Bahahahaha.
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
thorhead: do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
I'm nerdy and I like stuff.: im-still-gabby:... →
im-still-gabby: thatawkwardhufflepuff replied to your post: Maybe this is insensitive of me, but I don’t find… Samesies. I wasn’t even going to go to mine, but then my mom said if I didn’t I wouldn’t get presents. I didn’t even get any presents, I think my parents feel the… Hey Hey, I got my associates. you’re the first the graduate with a BACHELORS.
My sister is hilarious.
mikhaaail: The Real Housewives of Disney - Saturday Night Live
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...– Chuck Palahniuk (via jorrty)
Fake it until you make it.
I seem to be having a really hard time being genuinely happy these days.